DEAR PEOPLE WHO MADE “THE GIVER” MOVIE:
THERE ARE NO FUCKING HOVERCRAFTS IN THE BOOK
NO HOVERCRAFTS ABDUCT JONAS IN THE BOOK
JONAS AND FIONA DO NOT FALL IN LOVE IN THE BOOK
THE INJECTIONS ARE PILLS IN THE BOOK
PLEASEJONAS IS TWELVE IN THE BOOK.
I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY
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I think that’s my biggest issue with the movie. You want to make a character older for the sake of fishing in a tween demographic? FINE. You want to add some visual pizzazz or dialogue to make the movie more suitable for cinema? OKAY. But you don’t REWRITE THE WHOLE FREAKING BOOK. YOU CAN’T DEFEND THAT KIND OF CHANGE.